*Taps microphone* Okay good, so let’s
get on with this, I’ve got to be back in Marrakesh by midnight. Actually I don’t,
but having to go wash the car and do all those other Sunday chores doesn’t sound
nearly as exciting so I’m going to stick with the Marrakesh thing.
The first three months of this year have seen me—or rather
they haven’t seen me—taking a step back from the virtual world of blogs and social
media. Delmore Schwartz once said, “Time is a fire in which we burn”, and that’s
certainly part of it. But maybe Charles Bukowski put it more succinctly when he
said, “I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they aren’t around.” Either
way, I have been using the extra 10 or 12 hours a week I gained when I stopped
scrolling through the cat pictures on Facebook to write a novel, and in between
the usual moments of anxiety and crippling self doubt it’s been going pretty
good. I have also managed to pen a short story for the next Zemler Pulp
issue, but more on that nearer the time.
In other news I have got the rights back to my long awaited (at
least by me) crime novella, Nevada Thunder. In the end things just didn’t work
out with the publisher. No harm, no foul, just one of those things. I am
currently talking with a new publisher and I’m pretty excited about what might
result from this.


Next up is ‘Last Exit’, which has just gone live at David Cranmer’s excellent BEAT TO A PULP webzine. This is my take on old school Noir, a story of rain swept streets and lost love out for revenge. Last Exit first appeared in Zelmer Pulp's, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE, which has been our most popular issue to date and is still available for the princely sum of 99c (hint, hint).

So there you have it. That’s my 2015 so far in a nutshell; well the writerly part of it anyway. I’d love to stick around and shoot the shit some more, but you know how it is, Marrakesh awaits. Stay classy people, I’ll see you further on up the road.