Hey, you
there. Take a look at my JUNK!
Well, not just
my junk, there are eight of us in total. In fact you could say this is an orgy
of junk. Back in the summer our man in India, Chris Rhatigan and my brother
from another mother, Ryan Sayles came up with the idea of putting together a
collection of amusing stories and invited a few guys to contribute something
funny.
The end
result is a wild collection of truly hilarious stories from: Eric Beetner,
Danger Slater, Andrew Hilbert, Jason Armstrong, David James Keaton, Chris
Rhatigan, Ryan Sayles and me. The multi-talented Eric Beetner also provided
the cover. I’m assuming the picture he used is a selfie.
My
contribution is “The Brow Beating Heavy Leather Repossession Shuffle.” A story set
in the fictional Tennessee town of Saylesberg and featuring: car jacking,
dwarfs, cougars, some guy in a moo-moo, a bank heist and a big rubber dick. My
writing has been making people laugh unintentionally for years, so this was a great
opportunity to try and do it on purpose.
JUNK is the
perfect antidote to seasonal holiday stress. Buy one for yourself and then buy
more for your friends. In fact, buy one for everybody; Great Auntie Maude will
love it. The e-book can be yours for a lousy buck. My sister told me she
laughed so hard she fell of the couch while reading it. So strap yourself (or
Auntie Maude) in and cop a feel of our JUNK.
Go on, I won’t tell anybody.
Originating
as a weekly online western fiction magazine, The Big Adios has graduated to a quarterly
print digest with this debut issue featuring the works of David James Keaton,
Tom Pitts, Jim Wilsky, Dawn Vogel, Paul Lorello, Robert Lowell Russell, Coy
Hall, Aidan Thorn, Gareth Spark and Christopher Davis. Here you will find the
west in all its guises. We’ve got the weird and the wild and a whole lot more
besides. 
